• What did the pumpkin say to the Jack O’ Lantern?
  You’re such a cut up!
• Why didn’t the kids go to the skeleton’s house to trick or treat?
  They didn’t think any ‘body’ was home!
• What are a ghost’s favorite clothes?
  Boojeans
• When does a skeleton laugh?
  When something tickles his funny bone
• What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
  ‘Fangs’giving
• What instrument does a skeleton play?
  The Trom’bone’

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