• What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
  The turKEY.
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
  Wing! Wing!
• The pilgrims’ cows came to America on what ship?
  The Mooooo-flower.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
  Pilgrims!
• What did the turkey say to the hunter?
  “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
• Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
  The outside!

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